How did Socrates keep getting invited to all these parties?
"Look Socrates, I made a cake for us to eat, together."
"Ah, yes Geena, and chocolate too, my favorite. You are such an excellent cook. Tell me, since you are so skilled in these matters, whereas I am just a humble novice, what do you consider to be the proper aim of cooking? Is it to please the taste or nourish the body?"
Five minutes later and Geena is sobbing quietly in the corner, while Socrates is eating the entire cake by himself with the biggest smile you've ever seen. He was the worst party guest.
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